Nah this would just unlock a new trove of racist tropes for him

U-Haul trailer when you need it?

95% of trips are 30 miles or less. Of course everyone is the exception, we’re all above average drivers here.

And even if it was pointed at random human equipment it’s so far away that you need a very special radio and antenna; not just any old satellite is necessarily going to do the trick. I think the signal strength is around -196db iirc so incredibly faint, and The antennas they use to communicate with voyager are massive.