The game “Heat.”

I wanna swim in a giant vault of weed the way Scrooge McDuck swam in gold coins.

Dave’s Gourmet Creamy Garlic Red Sauce.

I would totally fuck me.

Imagine having the power but not the ability because you’re the last one left.

I only really need to for chicken.

“We took him apart and now we don’t know how to put him back together.”

Put googly eyes on the robot and name it Steve. Tell investors it’s intelligent. Tell them you can have sex with it. You’ll have so much money.

Well that sounds like cheating.

The only missions that do that are ones where you’re in a race or chasing someone down. Which aren’t new.

I think I understand how the battery where they drop a big weight down a mountain works; how do these work? Or how does it compare in effectiveness as I assume it’s probably the same principle?

Easiest option if you’re great at math? Count cards at a high stakes poker table in Vegas.

If I start to itch all the time, all over, and there’s no associated rash anywhere: it means I have been too depressed to bathe and need to wash.

GTA has had the same mission structure since the very first game in the series, so I am not sure how the mission structure of the newer ones affect it as being the gold standard.

I’m having a feeling that GTA 6 will be so massive in disk space requirements it’ll force plenty of consoles to be “only one game at a time”.

Remember when the first Animal Crossing came out and it straight up gave you a memory card because its save file literally used the entire thing?

GTA 6 physical copies prolly gonna come with an SSD just so it can be installed.

Exploding Head Syndrome

I am just relieved that it’s not a syndrome in which your head just decides to randomly explode.

A phone and the physical embodiment of a Lemmy account.

Never eat ass with a power imbalance.

What if that’s what I am into?

Kids never ate ass to know how good it is. After tongue punching a fart box, they’ll change their tune.

Condensation isn’t pure water.

There are also parts that aren’t purely gold, and corrosion damage is a concern too.