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Hold her close and treat her as your own personal slice of…
HEAVEN OR HELL!
ROUND ONE!
LET’S ROCK!!!
This is the kind of magazine page that 90s-kid-me would stare at for hours fantasizing over. Even looking at it now, it’s surprisingly easy for me to ignore the objective technical limitations and get hyped.
Side note: can we talk about that 1ST PC GUN on the mid-left there? Dude…
47·21 days agoThe second biggest roast Anakin would ever be involved in.
“Birdie…” Ronald muttered, just above a whisper. “Bring me the McHammer.”
“Why Ronald?” the girl could only respond, fear quickly taking over her voice.
The clown ruler dropped his gaze to his oversized shoes. His gloved hand tightened into a fist.
“The Hamburglar has robbed his last fuckin’ meal.”
32·1 month agoI assume the opossum was busy giving a press conference somewhere on behalf of the group.
“Can you believe this guy? He tells a joke at a funeral.”
Why yes, I am a cat-o-holic, thanks for asking!
Right? Look at Moneybags over here with their 11-minute Shangri-la! Oooooo.
cries in poverty
I’m sure that trip made a big impact on those kids.
I instinctively read that in Homestar Runner’s voice.
For the people who are still alive!
cue Devil May Cry soundtrack
Onward, men! Full sails to the horizon! On my oath, we’ll make it to Ikeland by morning!
Oh, there will be Ikes as far as the eye can see, I tell you! Tall Ikes, short Ikes, God-fearing Ikes! Our coffers will overflow with the abundance of Ikes!
You who would doubt me, who would claim the impossibility of such a paradise, you cowards who hide from ambition and surround yourselves with the petty offerings of Steve Island or David Cove, why you would not know how to handle the Ikes of Ikeland!
But I am a man of greater mettle, and I will know this new land.
Raise the anchor. The Ikes await.
Patton Oswalt has a great bit on exactly this.
I love that, out of everyone, Max Rebo is front and center.
Hell yeah.