Delivery guy was there.

She’s on the Millennial Retirement Plan.

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To be fair I don’t remember anyone from 600 years in the future.

I have three phones to keep them guessing.

Introducing the Catholic Church’s new ad campaign! Endorsed by Donald J. Dump.

Sadly, I could not find another word.

Back in the day I was in the IRC book piracy scene. “Ebooks” weren’t out yet. So someone would scan a book page by page. Then they would hand it off for editing basically. First revision was the straight OCR (Optical Character Reader), then usually someone would do a pass through to take out any weird characters and what not. That second revision would then be handed off to someone like myself who would read the actual book and correct any typos the OCR created. I read books on a Palm Pilot.

But, but I am 45!

I literally just finished installing them in both of our bathrooms. So glad for them.

Those are cute and I can see how they would be popular. And I see why they should also be banned. I live in the Midwest and I’m not sure I have seen these. Ours just comes in a little sauce packet.

Kill the app causing it. Turn off the notifications. If all else fails, then you’re left with the dark side of jail breaking and using a custom ROM.

This is what the military is for! Hooyah!

It’s because he found out that research is what causes autism.

Old put your head under the water trick.

Why can’t they make the Maverick a 2 door!

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It’s because they alter the jet streams, causing the misinformation and conspiracy theory winds to flow towards high windmill areas.

Or hear me out, they were just being a kind person.

“Damn my ass tastes good today!”