Hey, What’s Going On!

Sure a few times, but not all of them.

No thank you.

Are you going to put out? Because if not this is just leading people on.

No

But I have friends and social activities…

If you are a sane person, then this is the last thing you want to do to me. And I will tell you why. I’m pretty boring, don’t really go too many places. But if you want to hang out chill that’s cool. Are we friends now!? I have a friend!

It will be a Trump hotel and MAGA nuts will go stay there.

For $19.95 this is a great comment!

Pfft that’s nothing. I bet I could go an hour and a half. If I wanted to.

I’m an engineer. It’s my job to be wrong until I’m right.

Love tuna sushi. Hate hate hate canned tuna!

But can it heal a broken heart Dave?

Dead Dead Dead

I have a kidney transplant and require medication to live.

Needed to record “Real Sex”. Yes kids this was a real show on cable.

If that lady becomes a supervillain, I get it.

They don’t care about the long run.

I don’t want goggles, I want fashionable eye wear!

All those hours spent on that tiny screw game is finally going to pay off!

Now put it on glasses. I can’t do contacts.