They’re intentionally antagonising us first. Turnabout is fair play.

Also, I would only recommend doing this online or in a large group where they either can’t physically hurt you or they won’t because you have backup. In my experience, this can set people off, yeah.

I started doing this a while ago– misgendering people who claim pronouns shouldn’t matter. It’s amazing how important they suddenly become to conservative guys when you start calling them ‘she’.

Like wait, it hurts your feelings when I refer to you as ‘she’? Is that… disrespectful of your gender identity?? 😱

Kaeden Griffin Is going places.

I don’t plant my bare anus on my counter, so neither will you.

They should be illegal. The literal only difference between these ‘services’ and the mob is they typically don’t break your knees.

But that’s not the only despicable thing about the mafia’s racket.

These people squeeze the last blood from people who often become homeless anyhow; whereas if landlords had souls, many people could at least keep their housing and not be so vulnerable to predators.

[Everybody disliked that]

Knitting.

Have you ever dragged 100% wool yarn across your teeth?

This makes me feel that. Not sure why.

This makes me feel like I’m eating my own tongue. Glass is only slightly less bad.

But… document your code.

Hahahaha for who?!?

Uh… for future you!

Me to future me: lol no

Must be. He had no reaction to yellow or red.

That’s so weird.

I’ve always heard that cats are basically colourblind, but I used to have a cat that was terrified of the colour orange. He bit an orange extension cord as a baby, and would avoid anything orange after that. Not red, not yellow, only bright orange.

We had a bright orange blanket, and if you dropped him onto it, he’d spring away like it was a trampoline.

Literally 1984.

Funny that we have used that so much and watered it down, people can’t take it seriously now it’s actually true.

The government is intervening here. Whatever I guess.

Democracy is weak against fascism. That’s a lot of our current problem, and why democracies slip into fascism whilst moving towards socialism is harder.

There are ways to fix that, but they require an educated populace. And that’s why fascists work so hard to keep us misinformed.

e: Commie Cereal (Soggy Cereal)

It would be nice to get the communism whilst skipping the being shot step for a change.

Ooh, just wait til it becomes ‘not publishing or speaking about something that will get you labelled a communist and publicly shot’.

That one is coming soon.

It’s long and hard to scan. We need to get someone in there… Peter

This is literally what house cats do. Humans ‘hunt’ and leave the food for them. House cats are scavengers.

My ancestors are ashamed.

(And thanks. :) )

Very true.

That’s nothing compared to the syrup, though.