Well executed.

Gross

We don’t need more souls games.

I fucked it up. You still want some? Haha

Fuckin’ DEAL! How do you like spicy chicken alfredo?!

Look, the pile of dishes isn’t going to clean itself. I’m also not all that keen on cleaning it.

What a supreme disappointment. Can’t say I didn’t see it coming after the first several delays though. Oh well.

Tape the phone to your cat or something so the tumbler is seeing some action. Otherwise it’s just a phone laying on a surface playing videos.

“Adding missing information” Like… From where?

Add in some Infected Mushroom and perhaps some actual mushrooms and you’ll have the best time. I promise!

Glad I left that shithole.

Geometry Wars Retro Evolved is the best arcade style game in existence.

Make a game that’s just Snow Day and make it available 24/7. Instantly better than RL.

That sub is FULL of stupid questions. Complete lie of a name.

You don’t really want to tell your boss “I don’t add value!”.

Should have bought an OLED Steam Deck. Fool.

That’s called a night owl, dipshit.

Yes, because as we all know, not enjoying your life means you instantly kill yourself.

They can fall into two categories:

A: They are self aware, intelligent, and able to understand the horrors of reality. Making life an affliction.

B: They are a moron, like most people, and are actively causing most of the horrors that make this world such a shit place to be in the first place. So while they may be blissfully unaware, they are actively making the world a worse place for it.

Either way, you’re a bad person for bringing another person here.

You’re welcome to keep your incorrect opinion. I assume you already have children and you aren’t capable of facing the overwhelming guilt of inflicting this reality upon another person now that you’ve already done it.