As per usual, fuck nintendo.

You people have some weird hangups.

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We’ve got an optimist over here!

Hold on to your butts, there’s a wave of dipshits on their way to say “BuT a CoNsOlE iS sPeCiFiCalLy MaDe To PlAy ThEsE gAmEs!1!1!”

Don’t answer this you fools!

Being original is hard.

Also it’s a fucking console in a universe where PCs exist.

You can play Mario/Pokemon/Zelda on the Deck.

Downvote all you want cucks, it doesn’t make it any less true.

Why would anybody buy a switch when you can have a Steam Deck? It is better in every conceivable way.

Regardless of genre, if your game is single player but doesn’t allow me to pause when I have a distraction arise, then I likely won’t choose to play it over another game that I can pause whenever I want to sneeze or whatever.

Really out there. Sticking it to… Nobody.

It’s the same picture.

I donno, blood or something.

I’m having this problem with old RTS games. I remember having SO much fun and they’re just boring as fuck now.

They probably had an agreement to do something funny at each others funeral, whoever survived the other. Mission complete.

A lot of what makes up poop is body waste like dead cells.

Smiles and then aims his gun at a bunch of presumably unarmed civilians.

Seems like a lot of devs don’t play their own games.

Not quite done? Slap an early access sticker on that bitch and move on to the next title.

So, they launched it. Did it go anywhere? Or is this just an ongoing chapter in NKs war against the ocean? Or did they blow up another one of their own mountains?

A launch from NK doesn’t really mean anything any more.