sounds like an idea for a “what if” scenario. I know just the author to pitch this to…

I could have sworn you received an oscar for your performance in the 2018 masterpiece “The Hardening”, but I guess my memory has played me.

I consider this my “Mandela-Effect” moment.

Hello Academy Award winning character actress Margot Robbie.

Have you forgotten that you were not only nominated, but also won in the past?

That’s an insult to beautiful cunts around the world

its complete trash and dont understand why people seem to love it so much but its huge.

back when we stil cared, the fact that it was complete trash was why we loved it.
We looked forward to a bunch of people wearing tinfoil suits performing the most eurodance song you could imagine.
Or polish girls pointlessly churning butter and washing clothes on stage in an oversexualized fashion.
Or one of the most epic sax performances.
Or just Lordi being Lordi

Particularly, because the ESC was always commented by a radio moderator named Peter Urban who would make the snarkiest remarks about any perfomers.
No one I know cares about the “serious” performances. Every year, we wait for the ridiculous, over-the-top, pointless performances. Very rarely does the ESC produce an actually good song.

narrator voice

They have not learned anything about the dangers of trusting proprietary solutions.

Thank you, Oscar-winning actress Margot Robbie.

“I want the three piece menu”

“we do not have a three piece menu”

“It says so on the poster right above your head”

“Oh, you want the threesome. Gotcha”

Local broadcast and cable TV were already bad, but their ad breaks - at least here in germany - were generally less than 5 Minutes and they only appeared every 15-20 minutes. It was annoying, but at least you had a reasonable time to actually watch some content, before it got interupted by a 5 Minute ad-break, that allowed you to go to the toilet or fridge or whatever.

Ad-breaks on youtube videos now appear so frequently, that it cuts the actual content into short-form content that is often less than 2 Minutes long. On the video I mentioned above, it took youtube exactly 1:38 minutes of actual content before it showed me the first ad. If I wanted to watch youtube shorts, i’d watch youtube shorts, I am not interested in having long form content cut into short-form throw-away content, seemingly at random points in the video, often mid-sentence.

I was at work the other day, where I can’t install browser addons, watching a 25 Minute video. It got interrupted by 9 fucking ads! 9 FUCKING ADS!

The extra “A” stands for “Asshole”

Of course it is. Imagine having to climb over 300 meters to plug in an ethernet cable into the internet. Who would want that?

Ethernet only works up to 100m anyways.

When the Elders Of The Internet allow someone to take the box with the internet from the London Tower, to show it at a shareholder meeting, only for the box to be accidentally crushed in a fistfight between a couple breaking up with each other, just because the woman was from Iran.

You could put “I’ve got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me” on your dating profile.

I would not hold it against her. They were engaged for 2 months in 2009, apparently he only started to spout his shittakes in the late 2010s.

my balls constantly touch each other. Am I gay now?

He’s a white supremacist, apparently, in their eyes two is not enough to “stop the great replacement” and “keep the white race on top”.

Didn’t do it?

This one. They claim the holocaust never happened, and the Allied Forces only invented the holocaust as a way to paint the Nazis as barbaric monsters as a means to break any remaining support for the Nazi’s “righteous cause”.

and don’t forget “middle aged”…

The mantra “Doom runs on anything” means the game should be executed by the device in question.
Here, this is not the case, the gut bacteria only acts as a display.

They should have let it play “bad apple” instead.