Looks like a boat

Come on over to Mastodon, the water’s nice

You got balls there

Two turntables and a microphone

Children speed up biological aging

“resource”

Goddammit

I can hear it snapping

LG enV… Clamshell phone with a full keyboard when opened… God, that phone was awesome

This is true for most technology always-on businesses… Also why they get paid a ton in most cases

That’s a large number

Mmm giant cheeto

Apple is an accessory company that makes technology products

Regular effing Nostradamus

It’s what a business wants to boost revenue… But what do customers want?