Much of the time I can’t even make out the lyrics, so I listen to music the same way

What does the first sentence in the post say?

Sure, because everyone’s experience with their parents is just like yours

Precious hamburgers?

Donny who loved bowling.

Pure spite is a hell of a drug

Tim Honks

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, it feels like someone traveled back in time and accidentally changed something.

Seriously. USS Make Shit Up here we come!

WERNSTROM!!!

Barnyard Commandos!! I had so many of those toys when I was a kid

When did I say anything about who wrote the lyrics?

For what it’s worth, Trent Reznor likes Johnny’s version better

Very carefully

That line is what tells you that the 69¢ check he writes at the beginning is post-dated 🤣

It’s a quick and easy crunchy snack that’s pretty tasty. Break up the noodles into small pieces/clusters, dump in all or part of the flavor packet, and shake it up really well, then snack away!

And it wasn’t even close to funny or clever.

Not to mention he had already run for president once by that time

I sure don’t, but it should be one of the first results if you web search the game title

Played the hell outta that one when I was a kiddo. They used one of the early drm methods too. Something like every page in the instruction manual had little pictures and when you booted up the game it would ask for a random assortment of three of those, so you had to have a copy of the manual to load the game