I need dis…

Remember all those injuries you brushed off when you were a kid? They’re baaaack…

FREE THE PANTS!

Basically it was a giant stew of small states of various religions, cultures and beliefs. Then everything changed when the English showed up. After the second world war, and the English were divesting their empire like a used coffee filter, the place was partitioned into its modern borders with the Islamics supposed to be in Pakistan while the Hindus and other assorted were supposed to be in India. Of course this required mass migrations of people which didn’t exactly go off without a hitch and so old grudges from before the British colonial days bubbles back up and there were a couple of casual genocides.

So now you’ve got enclaves in both countries, historic grudges and now (in the 1950s) you’re one of the many fronts in the Cold War.

That evolves into a shooting war every once in a while between the two countries with the Indians also squaring off against the Communist Chinese from time to time. The Chinese are still interested in keeping things going because if they can team up with one side, they get a good access to the Indian ocean.

Indo-Pakistani politics you mean? Somewhat. I might not be as up to date on it as some other situations in the world, but I’ve had the Coles Notes version.

Neither. Burma, actually.

Nope, but was raised by my parents to have an appreciation of our culture and heritage. Born in Europe actually.

Do you mean actually living in South Asia or just of South Asian extraction? I’m the latter.

I think that we Canadians would be more than happy to add to the Geneva checklist should it come to this.

We used to call that Kirk-fu.

I bet pieces of him did!

Another funny myth that a lot of Americans that I’ve seen cling too is that they are incredibly skilled at war, that they have the best military in the world since it’s inception and that they can defeat any opponent. A quick review of history doesn’t bear this out as most of the wars that America has “won” have had them be part of a coalition which they may or may not have joined rather late in the game. Even their vaunted revolution required help from a military superpower i.e. the French.

Insert “it should’ve been me” meme here.

Well what else are we supposed to do? Open up about our problems and get ridiculed to oblivion?

He is the Messiah!!!

Uh, exactly what the rest of the world has been saying about America since the Russian cum rag was elected the first time…

Born in '86, I remember when classmates were shivving each other for Pokemon cards and Pogs.

A Frenchman with an English accent, it’s like a Reese’s.

The pep talk that Ma’at gives to Mariner in Lower Decks is another shining example of Klingon awesome.

I think that something that should be kept in mind is that for a Klingon, what they do is combat but not necessarily physically. Say you’re a Klingon architect, your foe is gravity and the laws of physics. As a Klingon doctor, your foe is disease and ultimately death itself. A Klingon chef fights bland palates and hunger and keeps their customers fighting fit.

A weighty topic for sure.