Hans Reiser, who created reiserfs, was convicted of murdering his ex-wife. It was quite the deal at the time.

Surely nothing will go wrong with THIS corporate owned walled garden.

WTF is X? That is clearly a screenshot of Twitter.

Gold.

By “near-miss prediction” I assume you mean that it’ll happen way sooner that 2505.

Yes, yes fucking exactly, how is it not an automatic gold mine!? This vexes me as well.

The correct answer.