Please mark this as NSFL.

Seriously, who the fuck starts a conversation like this, I just sat down!!

Not a paywall you have to pay with money per se, but they require you to have an account and be logged in to fully see a profile, a post and its comments. Same goes for Facebook.

Quantum makes sci-fi go brrrrr

MacOS: Am I a joke to you?

Not a rumor, it was.

Reading all this makes me sad; and I’m relieved to have switched to Mac years ago…

Then Clippy came along…

No one has died of dysentery I guess…

Some of us remember!!! Damn you, first level!!!

Imagine the view from Earth!

This makes me mad…

“Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”

TIL installing Linux on a MacBook downgrades it to a MacBoo.

“Whaddayamean the brakes are in a different package?!?”

CD? You mean the shiny coaster?

Lol… back in the day, it was accidentally hitting the physical reset button with your shoe… and that wreaked havoc on your UNIX system…

You forgot your obligatory BtW i uSe ArCh, kiddo…

Nah, we just don’t care…

Coming in a computer near you: Crowdstrikenado!

Bruh… don’t give them ideas