From Florida, ironically.

I paid dearly for mine. Compound interest is a bitch.

I’ve done some seriously stupid shit in excel, mostly due to it being the only tool I had. By the time I handed the project off to someone else for maintenance/feature creep, there were VLOOKUP ranges spanning dozens of columns. VLOOKUP doesn’t care what column the target is named, only the offset from the beginning of the range. So being able to calculate CA minus W is pretty handy.

Yes, the project should have been a database. But these things happen when skinflint company meets annoyed amateur: you get a sprawling VBA abomination that, despite making actual developers want to choke a bitch, still works orders of magnitude better than the previous system.

If you have a hatchback, it’s even easier. Lean in, start the car, roll down the windows, walk around to the hatch. I don’t even bother doing more than one open and close anymore.

Why does it have three…? You know what, never mind.

If we invert the chirality of the tachyon pulse emitter, we can stabilize the fluctuations in the muonic field!

\o/

Credit for the image to… uh… one of y’all. Probably.

Unexpected Shadow Hearts mention in the wild.

Nice.

faint echoes of “I heard that!” in the distance

https://youtu.be/Zf5iwGZNY_Q

Buy baggy sweatpants. Some of them will go up to your moobs.

mechanically pre-digested

I can’t speak for your anatomy, but my digestion process doesn’t add milk and butter.

Mordor, probably.

It depends on how far north you are and whether you believe central Jersey exists.

The lower left map was clearly drawn by someone who thinks they’re New York, for example. It’s understandable that they don’t want Toms River, so they pawn it off as south Jersey. But actual south Jersey doesn’t want it either. Toms River basically proves that central Jersey exists.

Genius, pure genius.

For the non-believers: