Oh man, I know this is just for funzies, but this hits home. I’m stepping in as an interim next week for a manager who was just removed and I feel like the old manager and team was the victim of this. Fingers crossed I can actually help at this point.

I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?

“Even moreso if it’s a man.”

See, little destro has the vibe of a young guy who’s flexing and just responds to everything mindlessly with intimidation and violence.

Owen has that OG aura. He managed to survive coming up, has given and received his fair share and has that calm confidence that would prefer to sit it out, but will absolutely end it if forced to.

I’m Team Owen all the way!

I mean, on the cosmic scale that’s the context for the story, both cars and robots are tiny ;) I’m sure the black hole will think they’re cute before gobbling them up.

That’s what you took from this?

I pause to appreciate their concern for my soul as I set my location to Kazakhstan and grab the lotion.

Yes. And to watch porn when I’m visiting family in Texas.

Don’t kink shame me!

I am both the leaf, and the fruit flies who copulate on it.

Smithereens you say!? Tell me more.

I love blowing my Fagott.

The vegans an angry, toxic bunch lol

They’re so small and adorable aren’t they?

Of course it was the vegans.

That was actually an interesting read. First one from a game journalist in a while lol. Crazy how much energy they spent on just one, rather small character.

Burn the witch!

Fake news! Everyone knows it has to be MUCH colder than that to freeze. Not buying your snake oil sir. Good day!

Woooooo!

Felt fine to me ;)