Absurdly Stupid

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    5 days ago

    If you don’t want anything to do with Jesus, He respects your decision.

    Okay, burning in Hell for not wanting anything to do with the mass murderer Jesus is by no means “just”. Also, murdering those who do not agree to worship is not “respecting your decision”

    If you’re talking about hell, no he doesn’t. Hell was made to torture him. Hell wasn’t made for Humans. Heaven was.

    God knew it was made to torture humans, how can you tell? Because He uses it to torture humans. He describes their torture.

    Lucifer? Well, He hangs out with Lucifer, and they talk and gossip and murder and torture for sport. According to God, anyway. Are you calling God a liar?

    Rape was never commanded. God executed his judgement on the evil and the wicked. You cannot be mad at God for wiping out the wicked.

    Sure it was, repeatedly. Do you think the new “owners” waited for consent to have sex with their newly-captured virgin slave wives whose family they just murdered in cold blood? Absurd. Sickening. Vile.

    God knew they would be raped, because He commanded “His People” to enslave (and marry) them. The lucky ones were murdered.

    That’s not just. People who don’t worship God are not “wicked” and worthy of murder and rape.

    That’s the EXACT OPPOSITE of justice.




  • That’s awful. You think Hindus, Buddhists, atheists, and others should all burn forever?

    You are definitely bearing grudges.

    Lucifer tortures people because God made him to torture people… God Himself likes to watch the suffering of others, and the smell of their burning flesh is like incense to Him. Disgusting filth.

    It’s vile, the entire book from start to finish. But you go right ahead and take comfort in eternal torture.

    Meanwhile, God Himself commanded His people to take slaves, rape, and murder, over and over and over and over. I’m sure you take comfort in that, too.


  • “Ethical dilemma” of blocking or muting, what a weenie.

    Try not caring enough about their opinion to do either, toughen up buttercup

    I don’t see how it’s rude to comment on a public discussion, but yeah I guess if you want to feel like a martyr on social media go right ahead with that.

    “Oh my word, another stranger commenting on my commenting about someone else commenting. I have the vapors!”

    Take your own advice and say nothing at all. See? No comments about your no comment. Peace will descend upon you, gentle soul.




  • That’s neat. Meanwhile, explain to me how the “calamity” of the Great Flood was not evil, or how the “calamity” in Hell for all eternity is not evil, or how killing everyone on Earth who doesn’t bow to Jesus is not evil (Revelation), and so on.

    He’s the source of all evil (and calamity), there is no evil without God. It’s stupid to think anything else. So stupid.

    God says He is the source of all evil. Are you calling Him a liar? Your “talking point” is an absurdity.





  • Whelp, this looks like a time for FREEDOM FRIES again.

    We will break you

    The USA has been breaking international treaties for as long as I’ve been alive, and I’m old.

    The leopards are going to eat the EUs face, it’s their (usa) only chance to win in our forever war, which is now looking at China long term.

    Short term, we will gobble up all of those profits in Europe; the fruit we planted after WWII is almost ready to harvest.

    The entire machine is now international and dedicated to profit, and the best way to seize profits is war. USA is world’s arms dealer for a reason, this was always going to be result. All of these “world wide” organizations created by the USA were created with this in mind.

    This is my opinion and it is not sanctioned by the UN


  • Oh no I haven’t memorized the release date of one of the billions of books

    I’m so embarrassed!

    CORRECTION: The King James version was good enough for God for more than four hundred years, so it’s good enough for me.

    You should also give the year and month and day, but I don’t want to be pedantic (wink)





  • The Bible literally says it should be taken literally.

    That’s what makes it so funny.

    Even the name says “take me literally”.

    Back in the day, a man would take an oath on his testicles, “I swear on my balls it is true”

    Old and New Testament means “Old and New I swear on my balls this is true”


  • This is not true according to the Bible.

    It says we are “born in sin” and unworthy of God, only by accepting baby Jesus do we become pure enough for God to tolerate us.

    Also, God created Satan, with full knowledge of what he would be, so even if you were right, God would be the source of Satan (and sin).

    “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the Lord do all these things.” ~Isaiah 45:7