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2·13 days agoIt could make a decent blockbuster though, hear me out:
Trailervoiceguy: In a world on the brink of annihilation, one monkey holds the key to survival.
Typewriter clicketyclacks and monkey ooh-ooh-aahs
Editor (played by award-winning method actor Daniel Day-Lewis): This a garbage, monkey, we can’t publish this! Earth is doomed!
*More clicketyclacks *
Trailervoiceguy: This summer, the question is…
Trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: To be…
Louder trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: … or not…
Very loud trailer horns
Trailervoiceguy: TO MONKEY!
Silence, then slowmotion monkey noises somehow
Kind of selfish of that monkey really.
The thing about Dragonblast is that you gotta play it on the original hardware. Emulation just doesn’t have the right feel.
78·27 days agoAh yes, the widely recognized drugs weight unit, the elephant.
Back when I was into the whole drug scene (or elephanting as we’d call it), I’d normally ask my dealer for 250 nanoelephants of coke and party all night.
10·1 month agoQuiet down, you don’t want the bots or the AI scrapers to hear you.
Pro. I WILL FIGHT YOU!
24·1 month agoI can’t wait to not press that button.
Or maybe I’ll press it, not sure yet.
2·1 month agoI played it as a kid with my buddies. We never understood the point of the game, but their clothes would fall off and that is kind of a big deal for little boys.
Doesn’t he have pets with psychic powers? Why didn’t they bark anything?
russia wasn’t even ready for war when they invaded Ukraine.
411·3 months agoThen you’re working in an idiotic repo. You could just as well have have a master and an actual_master branch. Similar idiocy.
60·3 months agoJethro Tull doesn’t romanticize Aqualung (the old man that sits on a park bench and eyes little girls with bad intents). Quite the contrary actually.
Yes.
Offtopic, but my son is also named Bort.
The “RandomUnremarkableName + Number” username format is a clear indicator of the type of person that has very low morals and is quite possibly a scammer or worse. Stay clear of those at any cost.
Unless you want to do crime or hook up. (DM me).
Will we finally learn what happened to this diverse group of people that found themselves
on a strange islandon a strange shipin a strange little town?Did they die and go to some sort of Hell? Are they being experimented on by aliens? Are they really in cryosleep onboard a spaceship? Is the whole thing a simulation or did a wizard do it maybe?
4·4 months agoThat all seems very, very strange.
I never craved a toaster or a color T.V.
Of course he listens to Slayer. Why else would this photo of God and Tom Araya exist?