Hangnails.

lotR has no theatrical edition. LotR needs no theatrical edition.

This is MADNESS

I saw some mudcrabs the other day. Horrid creatures.

Argueing with idiots is futile because they drag you down to their level where they beat you with experience

auFgaben

Scheisse!

German is wild. Sometimes its like the spacebar was never invented and you get such beauties as Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaugabenübertragungsgesetz

I thought Turks didnt like curds

Today I did a learn!

The Dutch word for seal is ‘seadog’ and I think that describes them perfectly

What kind of deranged lunatic would skip a tuesday when monday still exists?

How would you go about remedying this though

It tastes like a party in my mouth and everybody is throwing up

You shouldn’t believe anything some rando spews on the internet on a lark and decide to judge an entire country of people for it

I am Dutch and your post is 100% unadulterated bs.

I for one welcome our Lord and saviour Jesus ChrAIst

Who tf holds a grudge against a cat lol

Wernstrom!

Second

I didn’t know my GP was on Lemmy