Nah. Anything on Amazon should be fine

Kind of reminds me penis inspection day back in school

I hate this

Mostly Dixie chicks

The Chuck E. Cheese at 13 mile and Gratiot in Roseville, MI. Inside the second story of the playscape exists a tube to another dimension. A dimension where gods reside. The gods of classical antiquity that reign supreme outside of the realm of man, but still within the confines of nature. A glorious sight to be seen.

No refunds on tokens. Minors must be accompanied by an adult.

A wrench and a screwdriver. That’s all you need

Bidet attachment for a toilet. Absolute life changer.

I believe aspartame is highly tested and safe in the amount I drink. Same with dyes in food. Healthy? Maybe not. Perfectly safe? Yeah.

Diet Coke. It’s totally fine, I’m sure.

Breathe in through your eyes and breathe out through your ass.

U-571, SeaQuest: DSV, K-19: The Widowmaker, Red October, Das Boot…but the best was Down Periscope with Kelsey Grammar.

I’m not sure doing good is the goal of anyone involved.

Harmonica is fun because all you need to do is find out the key to a song and you can riff so easily.

I wouldn’t call it a crutch. You’re steering your ship towards your destination in whatever way works best for you.

Being Peace by Thich Naht Hahn. That man is a master of meditation and his books changed my life. There really isn’t anything to it and if you are trying then you are trying too hard. It’s not about what you think when you meditate. It’s about letting what you think flow through you

Keep in mind though that your brain works like a muscle in meditation and, like exercise, it’s hard at first. But the more you do it the better you get.

One day all of a sudden you come across a situation where in the past you wouldn’t have been able to control your emotions, but something like a bell rings and brings you back to that calm Meditative State where you are in control.

It’s about finding peace with yourself and the world around you.

Stop, I’m getting horny.

Without detail, I’ve been to hell and back brother. No one’s going to help you but you. I hope you find whatever peace it is that you are looking for.

Ok, so stay in your situation, stew in your negativity, and blame the world.

You have options. They may take time, but you are choosing to suffer. We all choose to suffer or not. No one dictated what you can do but you.

Or they are a 35 year old male suffering from depression who blames everything and everyone else in the world for their suffering other than take an ounce of blame for their situation.

I’m not some tough guy who typically preaches “pull yourself up by the bootstraps” motivation. This guy needs a reality check.

Everyone on this planet suffers from something. You are not alone in it. The world in neutral and is not out to fuck you.

When you realize you aren’t a victim of fate, you empower yourself to achieve great things. You aren’t special, and the world is not out to fuck you over. Sorry. It’s hard to hear, but it’s a good thing. You can achieve anything anyone else can.

It’s no one’s fault, but yours. However, that’s good because you control whether or not that changes.