Ok what the hell is going on? I know the American government has “shutdown” before but don’t Trump’s party have a majority in both houses of congress? What’s in the way of them doing…whatever it is they want to do?

You’re lucky! I can’t even sleep through my own damn thoughts

Write that down! Write that down!

If I had to guess, it’s because they were written by different people at different times.

Oh it’s a private equity firm

Me on mobile: Huh, interesting…

Crap, and here I thought they were doing a good thing

The cat gets their own binder silly!

Doesn’t the same apply for “ng”? That seems like it could be one letter.

Yes, but so should water, electricity, healthcare etc, so it doesn’t look like that’s happening

Oh

Nothing. There is no hope.

Local - I guess they’re doing ok? I don’t hear much about them but the sewer system and roads are working so they have to be doing something right.

National - I’m fatigued with them. I barely have any energy left to care what these useless cunts get up to.

Yeah true, to be remembered we need someone alive to remember us

Maybe a few particularly consequential world leaders, but most of us? No.

Oh don’t worry, we’ll all die to global warming within one, maybe two, generations of that starting

Honestly? Completely fair. I wouldn’t wanna get hounded in public either

Was never a sports guy in the first place

Back then they didn’t use Jesus’s birth (or at least, the date Dionysius Exiguus thought was Jesus’s birth) as the epoch for counting the years.

Makes sense.