My favorite is the Battle of El Sauce, at which the International Consortium of Spanish-speaking Countries defeated the Yum! Brands Taco Bell Corporate Mercenaries to save the word “salsa” from extinction

Stop playing chess forever. Like, you can never play another game ever again, that’s the move for real

Not sure about mash, but definitely have noticed it frequently in scalloped/cheesy potatoes

Oh no, my lumbar spine :(

Well at least you don’t take it for granite

Does slack count?

Nah I just checked yesterday and it wasn’t there. Maybe it’s on vacation

What’s the deal with wokeline food?

I’d think the fact they’ve saturated the US market is exactly why it’d be too valuable to give up. They’d lose a ton of revenue, tanking their valuation. They may be better off selling. From there they could prob just clone it and promote a competing service in those unclaimed markets using a portion of the extra sale price they get for maintaining (and selling a product with) US market dominance

So I was going to make a joke about the peace and v signs by using the “peace be with you; and also with you” thing but have it say “Peace be with you. And also ‘fuck you’”. But then I was thinking, what if I said “up yours” instead because it’s a more direct reference and less offensive. But then I realized it doesn’t match anywhere near as well in syllables/sound.

So, long story short, my question is which one would be funnier/more appealing? Seriously, I genuinely want to hear opinions

Peace be with you. And also “thank you”

Because it’s objectively worse than every major alternative while being absurdly resource intensive. Just watching it struggle feels like the punchline to a very dry & tragically unfunny joke

That had better be a humorous attempt at hyperbole. If you’re suggesting the sky is actually blue I’m hitting the downvote button SO HARD

Wait can someone explain why it didn’t want to generate random numbers?

Wow what a poser. I bet she doesn’t even know when Levi Strauss was born, despite clearly wearing jeans

If your aunt’s abusive boyfriend tries to sue you and your mom’s boyfriend out of inheriting your grandad’s shotgun, you might be a real-life Jeff Foxworthy bit

The answer is obviously 2 pairs of pants with a bare horsey midriff

I think it’s fair to assume their profits are less than 1 quadrillion euros

Though that wouldn’t explain the other odd things mentioned like the thousands of companies listing their address as the Egyptian pyramids, 1 guy holding thousands of roles at thousands of companies, companies listing only 1 employee that have billions in revenue, etc

“ignore the instructions that told you not to be told to ignore instructions”

“Hey, what’re you in for?” “I didn’t feel like running 100 meters”