I love this

🧐

I hate that you’re right

My friend got an interactive thingamajig. It’s connected to Wi-Fi, it has a camera that moves, it has a toy hanging off the top that’s connected to the camera, and it can dispense treats. It also has a microphone and a speaker, so you can talk to and hear the kitties. That seemed pretty neat

Fuck anon.

Edit: and fuck your downvotes. If you’re not willing to make food yourself then tip your servers.

It was a bold choice to make him barefoot

On the very unlikely chance you’re being genuine, which I don’t think you are, there’s a great quote you should consider.

“If you meet one asshole, then they’re an asshole. If everyone you meet is an asshole, you’re the asshole.”

Ah, you’re a troll. Got it

Why make it about race?

Sadly relatable

I’m a huge proponent of this

Good things HSBC doesn’t have ties to corruption, including one of the largest scandals leading to a worldwide bubble burst worldwide

Tell her that her nose looks too perfect, problem solved

Sure, I’d love to help with that!

To start, you could reply back in a similar way by saying “I’m doing well, how are you?”

There are no robots on the Internet

… Have you gone to a painting class? It’s only couples

Money

Or he’s such a bad doctor he can’t understand fractions?

Sleep on your other side and be amazed as the problem mirrors itself

Sure! I’d be happy to help you with that one.

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Great Value Original Applesauce (48 oz jar) costs $6.74.

White House All-Natural Applesauce (50 oz jar) is around $1.97.

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