Just don’t release this on mobile. Please. For my sake.

Dead, Dead, and Eddie

I remembering playing this on Gamecube and hating it. Maybe it was the controls or my stupid kid brain? Or it’s just not for me

I’m sure they’re very proud of her.

Yes

This might be my favorite rage bait of all time. Lol

Man. That would be so much better.

No. It looks like it’s still pending. They just had to amend their complaint back in 2022.

I have a spreadsheet

That’s some dedication.

Yeah I’m not sure that’s the norm. My theater prices are more in life ne with the person you’re replying to. I love in the Midwest.

Yeah that would not fly. In America, workers are viewed as children and owners are parents. The owners feel like their children are trying to get out of work. It’s the owners job, as the responsible parental figure to steer the child-employee in the right direction. American workers are unable to be responsible on their own. (Mind you these are all adults).

You also see this in American academia with faculty routinely referring to grown adult students as “kids.”

The kill to cost-savings ratio on this is amazing. We can kill so many for so little!

Not everyone is intentionally shitty.

I like the mouse and keyboard controls. A lot of these functions can be handled by pressing the X key.

I like dogs because dogs like me.

Did they forget to add the spices back in or something?

You forgot to add:

“Oh, btw your neighbor dresses kind of funny. Are you sure your family is safe with them Nextdoor?”

I enjoy the super human flexibility necessary to make the eye of the needle parable pro-wealth.

We could make the main character gay.

Books: Hillbilly Elegy, The Wizards Of Elzagard I-III, The Children Of Elzagard IV-V, Elzagard Chornicles: The Crystal Of Sa’Sakar I-IX, Encyclopedia Elzagarium: The Complete Companion To The Elzagard Realm

This is gold. Can we all just pretend the Elzagard series is real and just gaslight the fuck out of everyone?