

I let everyone know:
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Text messages are for asynchronous communication. That’s literally what they’re designed for. I will not communicate over texts synchronously.
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I will respond to texts within 2 days usually. Do not expect an immediate response.
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If you need me immediately or within short order, call me.
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If you call me for non-urgent matters that could have been handled over text, I might not pick up the phone right away. The boy who cried wolf, and all that.
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I do not always have my phone on me 24/7. Sometimes I am untethered. I return calls far more quickly than I respond to texts, because I assume a call is more important than a text. It had better be.
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If you call and I don’t pick up, leave a voicemail. If you don’t leave a voicemail, I assume it wasn’t important.
I agree that it’s pathetic. I’ve never been a fan of virtue signaling.
In the other hand, “main” is easier to type than “master” (or “trunk,” for that matter). So I’ve made peace with it.