Pointing out the alien color palette looks like it changed 3 times

Blessed AF 😇 🤣

“Glad to see you brought protection.” 😈

Yup! They taste like cake to me

I’ve also heard antiboyotics and love that one

Estrogen tablets work this way. They’re so good they can be addictive…

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You don’t have family there. You have relatives.

Never trust staircase in the woods.

And also privilege

I think the deauther watch is pretty cool if we’re thinking cyberpunk-esque

https://dstike.com/products/dstike-deauther-watch-v3s

Nice try Flint Marko

17 iirc

Honestly, I found the most effective way to get the titty high is to grow them yourself. You can take this medication that’ll let you grow some right on your chest so you’ll always have access to a pair you can squeeze.

Oh man they fucking got me. Really believed this one. Tbh it would probably be fun take potentially.

Our kids get the world we deserve.

Gushing over magical girls is a good spiritual sequel to madoka

I suspect you and I have different appreciations of reality and I’d prefer to avoid further conversation.

Oh look. Unpaid internships.

Deus ex intensifies