Just try to stop me. Or anyone for that matter.

The “does it connect to the wifi” mfers came up with this one I’m sure.

A branch of the state department that sows dissent and destabilizes countries that don’t bend the knee to the US.

That’s an optimistic timeline.

At the current pace I’ll give it till June.

Man look at Kissinger and the Bush Family.

If you’ve got a high enough body count you just live forever.

Spoiler - It’ll be a Chinese company.

You do realized that’s based as hell right?

China steals from the west and uses it to improve their peoples lives instead of just squeezing them for every filthy penny possible?

You do understand that’s a moral, ethical, and economic China W don’t you?

That’s the free market at work baby. Regs for thee but not for mee.

Oh no is the widdle data thief mad his stolen data was stolen?

Someone call the waaambulance.

Now that’s an amazing headline.

They’ll bring it back.

Stealing from thieves isn’t a crime.

Especially not when China turns around and Robin Hoods it back to the world.

Just saying.

Can’t wait for Article 5 to get.called on the US.

That’s just how tariffs work. They’re not a weapon against enemy nations. They’re a tax on Americans.

And nobody is going to bring production back to this fascist slave pen of a country.

Bird flu will definitely do that.

We were almost done with the Harambe timeline. But some dumbasses in NY had to kidnap and kill an internet famous squirrel named P’Nut…Now we’re an openly fascist country.

You mean bots? Cuz it’s all bots.

Hey! I had that one.

Good times.

THE DARKNESS 3

Blueballed for 15 years.

What’s it mean if I never break eye contact and maintain a blank expression?

Well congrats to them I guess. The industry coordinated to recreate cable and its reviving the piracy that affordable streaming cut way down on back in the day.