All I get recommended are craft and history videos.

I once watched a lady abandon her cart in the empty parking spot beside her. Then she got into her car and the cart rolled behind her car. She didn’t notice and backed right into it.

Somehow my children skipped this phase

I heard you need to file every year even if you’ve never lived in the US.

There are so few kids out trick or treating these days that it’s really not that expensive to do this now, too. I will never get tired of hearing excited kids say “THIS HOUSE HAS BIG BARS!!”

As we used to say when I was a little kid: “Zero the hero, first the worst.”

I remember when Michael Jackson died. Can I be old now too?

There are different kinds of pollinators. Some bees are what is called buzz pollinators, and they are the best pollinators for a whole bunch of different plants. These bees are struggling, partially because we have too many honey bees who are out-competing them.

Lol. Blocked? Oh no! I’m never going to talk to this asshole again. ):

Someone is an asshole for accurately describing an adhd symptom?? Lol. I have adhd and my most debilitating symptom is zoning out. You are actually insulting adhd people AND trying to claim moral superiority. Hilarious.

I taught that banana joke to my kids recently. One of my greatest regrets in life.

When my mom had to poop as a kid, she had to stand on two planks of wood and squat over a hole in the ground, out in the open. I love my toilet.

Has anyone else noticed a huge drop in quality with anything made after the start of covid? The dialogue is awful and everything is so choppy. It’s like movies now are written by AI trained on bad fanfics gluing together a bunch of tiktoks. I’m not fancy. I like cheap, tacky crap, but most movies and TV from the last couple years have been unwatchable.

Actually no, she did not. I had thought we all pooped when we gave birth but nope. Now I’ll have to wonder forever if I pooped or not.

Nah, it was my friend’s kid. I was there to support her. I’ve been the one giving birth before and it was just a blur of screaming and pain, but from the other side it was so cool. I’m not squeamish with blood and stuff so I could just focus on the fact that an entire person just popped out of my friend. What the fuck.

It’s so cool to see. The head comes out so slowly but then once the shoulders are out, the baby just pops right out. Amazing.

It’s definitely not beautiful, but it is really fucking cool. I was there for my friend’s first baby and it was the coolest thing I’ve ever seen.

That whole “Why do I have to learn this? I’m never going to use it!” attitude from school. Learning a new skill is the reward. I love learning new skills. It’s my hobby. I’m never going to be an expert in anything, but I get to learn a whole bunch of interesting things.

I recently picked my guitar back up for the first time in like 15 years. I still remember what I learned! Not that I was ever good, but you don’t need to be good to have fun.

I think it’s a bug that is supposed to be fixed soon. If you can get to the second page, it stops.