Seraph

When someone cuts me off in traffic these days I just give them a big thumbs up.

If you’re gonna do this, at least do it in early January? You can get some decent deals helping stores clear out Xmas stuff if you can store it all year, or 9 months in this comic’s case.

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He’s trying to save up for a tape measure!

Not just yet! At least it’s not acid rain right?

They’ve never gone more than a month without an accident? Find a new work place immediately!

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This seems like a fantastic analogy for the state of humanity.

It’s literally the first line of the article you guys, fucking read it instead of speculating:

A pair of students at Harvard have built…

“No longer useful” according the company, as it doesn’t make them money anymore.

It’s not a donation if they get to dictate what the organization does - it’s a bribe.

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“Not the brightest cookie in the crayon box” is an amalgamation of 3 different sayings I’ve been trying to make happen. It won’t happen.

I still like the phrase “raw dogging reality” as I have zero desire to do so.

Poof, Pennywise is suddenly a billionaire profiting off the suffering of others! OoOoOo scaaaaarryy!

Start today. You will lose muscle mass between now & then and keeping it up makes a huge difference.

If you’re interested I read this useful book on the subject: Outlive: The Science & Art of Longevity by Peter Attia

Unfortunately we’ll have to settle for Payday 2.5. They labeled it 3 but we all know better…

My shower thought from yesterday: you can take real photos and make people think it’s AI, just use the Clone Tool poorly on the hands.

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Down em all then. We need a satellite with lasers to take out other satellites: whether it’s Russia’s, China’s, or Elon’s.