Hear me out. All the candidates have take an absurd amount of LSD. We’re talking ego death levels of LSD.

Each candidate has was to walk into the middle of an one acre cornfield to grab the flag. They then must make their own back out of the cornfield with the flag.

All this in the dark. Plus for some added fun for us, random mannequins through out the corn field.

That’s why I support nuking the whales.

Fuck you, I am going to do what I want.

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Shocked! That the guy who owns Twitter isn’t making this a priority.

Wait, it all makes sense when the owner, Elon Musk makes a tone deaf joke about impregnating Taylor Swift.

Thanks Microsoft. I am going to have to upgrade my computer now. However, Windows isn’t being upgraded to 11 when it it comes to this.

N…Nuance? In this day! In this age! In this post! Completely on Lemmy?!?

Frank is a busy man. Denying medical treatments, sitting on death panels. Is there nothing Frank can do?

Oh yeah, Frank can’t approve medical treatment.

Honestly, Bitty had my vote for simply being a cat. Cause cats don’t care human rights. They only care about being treated like the gods.

I hope you took care of Kitler well. I would hate to see what would have happened, if you didn’t.

That’s sad. Pulling the lever was such fantastic part of the experience. Now we can’t call them “One Arm Bandits.”

We use to live in a society.

They were women who would walk around and try to shame young men into enlisting, or they would present a white feather to men who weren’t in uniform to highlight their “cowardice.”

If that were to happen today, you can give them the white feather and say “Why aren’t you serving?”

Yeah that sounds terrible and all however we forgot the best part. We finally got to bomb Iran!

You have to share something like this with all of us!

It was a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B.

Classic kitchen employee right there.

Fuck. I lost it too.

All that we are is dust in the wind.

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Not just any Linux. Arch too!

You haven’t lived until you put a banana up your nose.