Ah, classic “is she into you?”

Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don’t serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.

What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?

Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.

One day I’ll grow through it.

Inject it

A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.

When did Lemmy.ml let you out of the cage?

Build the economy and fund education and social programs. Fight corruption hard.

Its not glamorous or exciting but its what works in the long run.

Why do people turn to crime? Maybe a few idolize Pablo Escobar and the like, but the vast majority are trying to get by, feed their families and bring their kids through school. If legal work has you slaving away for a pittance that won’t even feed your family and corrupt governments take away money meant for the betterment of the community you start to see why some people stop caring or see illicit means as their only way out of poverty.

Education. An educated populace means a skilled workforce, which leads to better paying jobs and a chance out of poverty. I don’t think the choice between a good paying job in an international pharmaceutical company and a dangerous drug lab is a difficult one when you have legitimate options on the table.

That is one hardy mofo.

Before any sort of colonoscopy, they give you a days worth of liquid laxatives that you need to drink and you will spend the better part of the day before your procedure shitting what feels like a grown man worth of shit.

Only then will the colon look as clean as it does in the picture.

That damn bug survived all that. Either that or he climbed in a nice clean colon after all the shit was evacuated.

Lovers in a dangerous space time: pilot a space ship with a friend and fight rogue constellations.

Ship of Fools:

Man the decks in a rogue-lite game where you fight sea monsters and find treasure

Geeses

Don’t try to romance Ciri.

/s

And cheese my cows. They could launch cows as well.

Cave diving.

Extremely risky even for the very experienced. You only need one thing to go wrong and that’s it. Sometimes even the best planning can result in your death because something entirely out of your control happens.

https://youtu.be/tbdCfIAouig

Directed by Robert B. Weide

lemmy.ml: autistic screeching

Morer

Saint Winnie the Pooh

Seriously the onion can’t keep up with reality.

Cougars have a freaky roar as well. Some say it’s where the banshee wail came from

CAT IS CAT!

Fake and Gay

Gay, Anon is gay

Fake, Anon claims to be straight