Actually at this point I think washed is washed

claims not to know what men like

Owns bleyblade

Does not Compute.

Missing “how to politely but firmly tell management ‘that’s a dumb fucking idea’”

The 92 guy has to be retiring soon.

It’s not about the nail!

Yes

Nah they should have just assigned them to every prime room

Me when people tell me I should use dark mode: How do you read the blurry letters?

Lemmy’s dark mode seems ok as long as the screen’s not too bright, I think the letters are gray and not white which helps.

I like the lower back. Not the butt, the back. No idea why.

Guess what I named an Underground Warehouse

Probably volleyball. I’m not an expert, but I did play and I feel like most of you don’t know anything about it. I’m sure there are exceptions.

I fucking love microwaved pizza, if I could could pizza with a crust that chewy from the start I would.

In the Bobibverse (book series) they used SUDAR for FTL. SUDAR was a gravity based communication. I believe this started coming out before the gravity wave discovery and we confirmed(/it became common knowledge) that gravity travels at the speed of light. It was a cool idea though.

You better stick around and make sure the cubs don’t win the world series either.

Don’t run your dishwasher while showering

Sorry, in UK you get stabbed only.

Is that white-nose syndrome,?

6’4" here, why is every counter so damn low?

Puerto Rico

Tylenol is just really popular in the US