One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
One time I couldn’t get a jar of jelly open so I smashed it. There are definitely better ways.
I’ve been playing trombone for 23 years. There is no 0th position.
I’m a brass musician and an atheist so the only time I go to church is when I’m getting paid. The last time some Mormons approached me about going to church I asked them, “What’s the pay?”
They were genuinely confused.
I had to read E.M. twice because at first my brain translated it as Entitled Mother (which doesn’t seem too far off)
I’ll believe it when I see it
I’ve seen Jazz apples in stores around Southeastern Pennsylvania. They’re pretty good, but my favorite is Pazazz apples. They’re similar in size to Honeycrisp but sweeter with a bit of tartness to them.
I wasnt able to upgrade to fiber internet until about 2017
One of my friends keeps chickens in a small coop surrounded by chicken wire. A while back some raccoons killed most of his chickens by pulling pieces of them through the small holes in the wire fence. A few years after the incident I was visiting my friend. While we were hanging out in the backyard I stepped on a dessicated chicken wing…
I recently had to reinstall windows on a coworker’s laptop because it wouldn’t boot (hard drive is probably failing). I couldn’t even format the drive because bitlocker was bit locking and the only way to turn it off is through the control panel (again, PC would not boot). I ended up having to delete the entire partition so I could reformat and install.
What’s Trump’s stance on Israel?
The thing that bothered me the most is how Aang sounds exactly like Dewey from Malcolm in the Middle
It’s what plants crave
It’s about the low quality of education and poor job prospects. Poverty = crime
I haven’t had a disc drive of any sort on my PC for over a decade
Is that the timed mission where they posted up enemies everywhere with rocket launchers along the normal route? That mission ended my last attempt at a playthrough, still never finished GTA3
Fun fact: PLU’s (Product Lookup Units) are searchable on Google, though it’ll look like you’re just on your phone while at the register
The price of most groceries have at least doubled. I can still get store brand eggs for about $1.50 a dozen but other brands are easily 3+ dollars now. Meanwhile supermarkets are posting record profits.
About 5-6 pounds. Bigger ones get close to 7 pounds. So like 2-3.5 kg
Before Covid they were 99 cents a pound, now it’s about 2.50/lb
A whole chicken in the US costs between 12-16 dollars depending in weight. The price literally doubled over the last couple years
US and Germans (with some French celebrity prisoners) fight other Germans. My favorite part of this battle is when the French superstar Tennis player vaults a castle wall and runs through enemy lines to ask for reinforcements.