And of course it’s a techbro lmfao. You can’t make this shit up.

ITT, People who have no idea what the original premise of “Cyanide and Happiness” even is, despite having “cyanide” in the name

Wanna know a secret?

All big companies are degrading in the same way.

Teams cut down to 25% staffing with critical support roles sunsetted instead of backfilled. Revenue demands increasing quarter over quarter. Budgets declining. Profits higher than ever before, beating earnings by over 50% quarter over quarter 2 quarters in a row.

Mistakes costing more and more money, sucking up more labor to fix that is already spread thin. I’m the project lead on half a dozen projects ranging from $100k to $1.6m in capital expense each, simultaneously, by myself.

My role is not designed for project work. It’s supposed to be routine maintenance and operations. Which I’m also doing.

The entire corporate world is about to eat shit and reap what they’ve sown. And stocks will be higher than ever before.

The Western world is in free collapse, yall. Hope you realize and prepare accordingly before those funny TikToks of homeless people you watch have you in them.

Welcome to the endgame of capitalism.

Toyota tried to push this exact same remote start subscription BS as well so cross them out too

Now you know why China DiSsApPeArS so many of them.

Also known as fucking jail.

What’s the excuse for this one, Zionists? Haven’t received your marching orders from the DNC and RNC yet?

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It literally is as simple as “stop arming their military with American tax dollars”

What part of this is so difficult to understand?

Oh, I know. It’s because you don’t give a shit. All this performative hand wringing and “nuance” talk just serving to distract from the fact that another dozen kids got shot in the head today with American 7.62.

Sure sounds like you belong there, though. Maybe give it another shot, bub.

The aid trucks whose passengers, cargo, and exact route and time of travel were registered to the IDF and then promptly bombed with American bombs?

Are those the Khamas you mean? Is the Khamas in the room with you right now?

Doesn’t it get old, embarrassing yourself in public?

Keep waiting, bud.

Israel will be destroyed.

And the genocidal racist psychopaths that supported them will be remembered.

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Oh I haven’t made any mistake. We know, Jack.

😦

South Korea famously treats defectors like shit when they are just working class people that want a better life instead of parroting ridiculous US State Dept propaganda.

ITT: liberals not giving a shit about terrorism

But it’s not like y’all have had any coherent beliefs in the first place so not a huge surprise.

Shoutout to the lib down there going “so what?” To the fact that Israel has killed 200,000 civilians with their terrorism and just committed a 9/11 scale attack.

But you libs don’t give a fuck. You’re the only non-propagandized people in the world, the US state department would never lie to you.

Yeah damn those sneaky Chinese, forcing Western capitalists at gunpoint to buy their fraudulent goods en masse for markup and resale to Western markets. If I wanted shitty manufacturing, I would have bought American and saved us all some carbon!

So this entire “article” is written by “Ron Ben-Yishai” sourced entirely from the literal IDF, at least when displayed on mobile with ads blocked.

And lemmings are unironically out here believing this shit?

Because the IDF and Israeli media have such a proven track of not publishing easily debunked straight up lies to justify their genocide and terrorism?

Y’all aren’t even trying anymore.

Really glad to hear the dead 8 year old girl was Khamas. I’m sure the dozen children that will be shot in the head today will be relieved once they find out they were Khamas as well and deserved to be shot in the head.