Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools
I don’t care what people say, the most important historical event in my lifetime was the discovery and release of the lost Steely Dan tape containing The Second Arrangement
Now we all need to go to school board meetings and protest against allowing anything made out of carbon into our schools
It’s possible there are alien beasts not made of C, but made of SiN instead
But doctor, I am Pagliacci
What if Paul Atreides wasn’t clairvoyant but was instead just very determined
I still think about how my Cuban former coworker pronounced Popeye the Sailor as poh-pee-yay
It’s real, it happened to my buddy Gulliver once
At least 609 million people would understand. Hindi is the third most common (spoken) language globally.
Now you’re talking Turkey
I thought it had been accepted as an exonym, not just an endonym
Cross-referencing the list of areas served from the Wikipedia page for Arby’s with a map of which countries commonly have bidets, we can determine that this tweet is funniest in the nations of Egypt and Türkiye.
Side-note: Why does Wikipedia still spell the country’s name as Turkey rather than Türkiye?
“The Handsomest Drowned Man in the World" by Gabriel García Márquez would have been that, but it lost its impact because my generation associates the name Esteban with the silly bellhop from The Suite Life of Zack and Cody
Pokémon Crystal, had been grinding to hatch a shiny Tyrogue out of the gifted Odd Egg. 1% chance of success and it takes about 15 minutes per attempt
I had a classmate who knew that my birthday was shortly after hers. One day, she asked me “What’s your star sign?” and I replied “I’m a skeptic”. Indignant, she retorted “No, you’re not! Your birthday is in September”
Don’t forget about getting shot in the face by a Republican Vice President
Will the Family Guy paintings be in his Lego biopic?
Nah, I’m busy performing transgender operations on illegal immigrants that are in prison right now
What about a Concord grape?
What recourse would there be against perjury?
Something about camels passing through the eye of a needle