Plus the $11B loss that he gets to deduct…

You can probably elect to invest your 401k into stable funds.

Of course that doesn’t protect you from inflation.

You still might be able to choose a precious metals fund or something that might outperform inflation.

Welcome to journalism in 202x

Or 5 powder rooms and zero bathtubs

There is actually a way to sideload apps without internet. I did it once and forgot the details

Russian President Musk

I got their voice widget, its slow and stupid.

Need to figure out how to connect it to a gpu

Its like an infinite money hack!

We dont want poors getting educated

So he’s a big ballsack?

Back when my cat was alive I got occasional reports that he would enter various other houses nearby and meow by the fridge until he was given a cold cut.

But all females have been deleted from nasa

Moonshine

Confirmed, am moron.

Looking at you, Texas Instruments

Seriously? I assumed sterile hybrid

What about seedless watermelon

Please dont

Yes and

How much time has passed? This is perfectly normal depreciation for a computer over 2-3 years.