Get an annoyatron and put it in the ceiling above their desk.

What is an annoyatron, you may ask? It’s a tiny little device that beeps or chirps. That’s it. But it beeps at random several minute intervals like a dying smoke detector over it’s battery’s lifetime. Which can last over 3 years…

I read once that a good thing to do was to physically mail a low denomination check to the campaign. All because the work and effort to record and deposit the funds was so labor intensive by an actual person.

Or charge/jump the 12V battery without having to remove the body panels.

So… Let me get this straight… The satellites burning up are essentially creating aluminum chemtrails that my mother-in-law keeps going on about?

If I were to harbor a guess, that movie you watched was Stand By Me. The leech scene as a kid freaked me out too.

No annoying back stories or sob stories either! Reminds me of the OG Ninja Warrior.

GoRuck backpacks. I bought mine a decade ago and it still has impeccable quality.

Except for Detroit. That’s because putting in light rail down the middle of the highway that could support it between the airport and Detroit city proper would actually make sense and we don’t like that around here. Also, the Motor City hates bus services. Am I salty? Perhaps.

Detroit has Belle Isle which was designed by the same guy who did Central Park.