1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots
1980: in the future, we’ll have flying cars! 2024: Stop dipping your balls in soy sauce you fucking idiots
So these cunts are attacking the UN now? Reign em in.
I will never forgive the Apple rep who came into our retail store and loaded up the store Homepod with A PLAYLIST OF SIXTY THREE DIFFERENT FUCKING RENDITIONS OF THAT CUNTING SONG and then locked it out so we couldn’t change it back to normal human music. Said it was his favourite song.
I made a complaint and never saw him again. I’ve never seen an entire store’s staff hate life more.
“So, as I was trying to say…”
iRacing in the streets, Mario Kart in the sheets
Hell yes it does. Great games.
Who drinks warm milkshakes?
One game was all it took for Big Red to turn from an epic “Not even death can save you from me” into a cartoon villain. Fucker wouldn’t shut up throughout Act 4…
Freshly reset S20 FE here so this will be fun…
Women are more than happy with their age in their life that is the same for the children who are not married.
K…
NOBODY likes Old Mila Kunis.
I’m pretty sure this is how the junkies in my town reproduce.
“This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!”
Outside of North America 😳
I had a VERY close call against a cow once. Never seen a coyote, so I can’t really compare.
It’s actually kind of impressive that even though this post is 2 hours old, we’ve both gone on and posted different versions of the same meme at the exact same time.
HOW ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
I read this as ‘all at once’, and envisioned a Cronenberg-esque monstrosity. Get Ronald Emmerich on the line, I have an idea for Moonfall 2…