What an absolute piece of shit. Even if people haven’t died yet from their injuries, and I hope they don’t with perhaps exception to the instigator, the toll this will take on them for the rest of their lives might well if killed some of them anyways.
Now they get to live with both the physical and mental trauma of this because he had an issue on a fucking raise.
Sometimes The Onion needs to make you cry to remind you what it really is.