Enslave the other three to build a farm and then eat them and wait for the greens to grow.

Sounds awful. Do you know what causes it? Otherwise this might not be in your control. Worth seeing a holistic therapist to find the root cause and hopefully feel better.

Same. I will potter around until 5 or 6 am and then hate myself as I have a meeting in the morning that I will either need to drag myself out of bed for or sleep until lunchtime and lose half the productive day.

Forza and Rocket League

You ever drunk Baileys from a shoe?