I’m not looking forward to putting up Xmas lights at my new house. Not because of concerns about falling off the roof or from the 20 foot ladder. I’m not looking forward to how crazy-sore my legs and back will be from reaching on the ladder

Are they the type to bring a pumpkin pie/bag of rolls from Walmart but then complain about anything that’s not homemade?

I was watching a Con Panel with most of the original cast and Timothy Busfield defended the movie saying far more vulgar comedies are still being made today; he specifically mentioned the Deadpool movies. But that still glosses over them treating outright sexual assault as a funny happenstance, watching voyuer porn with a 12 yr old Wormser, and selling nudes of students on campus and all it did was make the jocks mildly mad.

Most people don’t recall the Alamo

Of course, how else would you get YouTube videos of people satisfyingly clipping the pieces from the sprues!

Counselor Troi is not giving me a lapdance in this scene ding

Locutus likes to bang hoors

I just got Oblivion Remastered and am not sure if I wanna just read some OP build guides first

A warrior’s drink

A new school levy passed. Which means in 1-2 years some red will come in, promise to cut taxes, those cuts will come mostly from public school, then in 3 years we’ll be hit with another emergency levy or else bussing and grade school athletics will be threatened to be eliminated…again…

I have a headache

Snatch up Nazi gold bars from subs that wouldn’t have been found until 50 years later…but then you’d immediately join the orange turd’s inner circle.

Regardless of latinum I’m pretty sure the bank would be asking a lot of questions in regards to how some suburbanites came upon 4 gold bricks without any markings

It’s good to be the king

Cheryl may have fallen out of popularity but I wouldn’t say it hasn’t aged well.

Maybe of she chose Karen McFadden…

Maybe she hasn’t met her preferred muppets yet…

All the sexy exposed tummies!

My parents had the grandpa and 2 from extended family over last night for homemade lasagna. I already sit mostly in silence if it’s just me and my folks because my mom never shuts up…but with those extra people…I’d be bored out of my skull

If you need smalltalk go ask Cmdr Hutchinson…call him Hutch

I refuse to go to a sports bar during college football games or regional NFL games. I don’t want to hear drunk a-holes Cheering like they just won the national championship every time they get a first down