Things probably get dry after he’s banged most of the available crew and is waiting for the next crew rotation. He doesn’t need fantasy women but sometimes things get a little slow

Anyone: SHATNER!

Me:

Weyoun was one of their best diplomats. He was failing, death is just an occupational hazard for his position. And until the Romulans joined the fight and ultimately the Cardassians flipped, the Dominion was winning the war.

Never let him pilot a shuttle, he can’t see no good and way too many unlicensed phasers stashed around.

I haven’t looked at blueprints but I’d believe those are stored off in their own areas and rarely seen as a result. But it would make sense that the cargo transporters would serve a dual purpose since those are rarely used except in emergency situations.

With Klingons, it’s more about brute force and intimidation than finesse. Plus, if it’s warrior vs warrior they will be wearing some form of armor

Scotty: Security to Transporter Room 2

Security Chief: Have they become hostile?

Scotty: Worse, they started a drum circle

It seems like each additional season was an attempt at a massive course correction which is how S3 became massive fan service.

We call this Shmort Shmartial to Smorder!

Its like people who claim to love Escape (The Piña Colada Song) without knowing it’s about a couple who are both actively cheating on each other only to accidentally end up on a blind date with each other.

Or those who think Born in the USA is super patriotic when it’s about kiiinda the exact opposite

deleted by creator

Alternatively…

Why do you post on /c/TenForward?

Them: I think she’s into you

Me: then why does she only reply with 1 word responses and walked away twice

What if I give to 2-1 odds? 5-1? 10-1?

You’re on!

I always made the joke that a girl could reach her hand down the front of my pants at the bar and I wouldn’t pick up on those signals.

Until the time a girl actually did reach her hand down my pants a bar and when I tried to act on it I was called a creep.

There was a small bar we used to frequent, so small the only “live music” they used to have is dudes who finish their guitar lessons because it was always some little douche in a white v-neck and jeans playing an acoustic by himself. And every single time they’d play the same 10 songs and always mildly enthusiastically say “so who wants to hear some Wonderwall?”

What’s more bonkers, that Shredder’s costume got turned up to 11 when he took mutagen, or that the turtles had a full choreographed routine when Vanilla Ice improved a new rap with his crew on stage

I don’t remember all of them, but only a couple of those are legit he got game…

• Jean Grey was a mate designed to fall in love with the person she first saw

• Ardra was a con artist

• Luxwanna, while weirdly in love with him, that scenario was to piss off someone else, nothing more

• The last panel, that was a mental simulation of someone else’s life he was living and they were already married before Picard was forced in.

Damn. Sorry duder. A coworker buddy of mine used to work at a large solar manufacturing and research company a few years ago. He said upper management outright told the workforce that they can’t tell you who to vote for, but if the orange turd is elected…the company is literally fucked.