Seven of Nine: Naomi, what is the name of that group playing on stage?

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the group.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The group on stage.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The group playing on stage.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: You’re starting to sound like a Tarkalian owl, Naomi.

Naomi: Who is on stage!

Seven of Nine: That is what I’m askin’ ya’, who is on stage?

Naomi: That’s what I said.

Seven of Nine: You said who?

Naomi: I sure did.

Seven of Nine: So tell me the name.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the group.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The group on stage.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the band on stage!

Naomi: Who!

Seven of Nine: You’re doing that Tarkalian owl thing again, Naomi!

Naomi: I’m not, Aunt Seven, I’m telling you Who is on stage.

Seven of Nine: So tell me.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: So tell me.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the group.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The group on stage!

Naomi: Who!

Seven of Nine: That’s what I’m asking you!

Naomi: And I’m telling you the answer.

Seven of Nine: Wait, Naomi, let’s start over. Is there a band on stage?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Does the band have a name?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Do you know the name of the band?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Then tell me the name of the band on stage.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the band!

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The band, playing on stage!

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: That’s what I want to know!

Naomi: I’m telling you!

Seven of Nine: Who is on stage.

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Who is?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Oh. So the name of the band is Yes.

Naomi: No, Aunt Seven, Yes is not even at this holo-concert.

Seven of Nine: Then who is on stage?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: Who is?

Naomi: Yes.

Seven of Nine: That’s just what I said, Yes is on stage.

Naomi: No, Yes is not here. Who is on stage.

Seven of Nine: Whaddya askin’ me for?

Naomi: I’m not!

Seven of Nine: Wait, let’s try this again. Do you see the band on stage?

Naomi: No I don’t see The Band, that’s a different group entirely.

Seven of Nine: On stage, Naomi. Look, see the band?

Naomi: No I don’t.

Seven of Nine: Get rid of those John Lennon glasses and look! There, there’s the band!

Naomi: No, that’s not The Band. The Band is performing later on. Who’s on stage.

Seven of Nine: You tell me.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the group on stage.

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The name of the group!

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The group on stage!

Naomi: Who.

Seven of Nine: The band!

Naomi: No, The Band is performing later. Right now, we’re listening to Who.

Seven of Nine: That’s what I wanna know!!

(Cheers and applause from the crowd)

ROGER DALTRY: Hey, you non-holograms are funny, man. Come on up here and take a bow.

Naomi: Yeah! Far out!

Seven of Nine: Oh brother…

For those of you unfamiliar

If it was 1997, it was AIM and ICQ

60 years will do that to ya

That was Worf, but her skills made it like if Tyson boxed an infant

Temba, secluded handling his rod

This is the kind of stuff producers throw into their children’s media aimed at parents watching along. It’s why movies like Shrek have so many innuendos and other things older people will pick up on.

How about now?

No.

…how about now?

I did want to .47 seconds ago but now I don’t have the time. You missed your opportunity kiddo

Say what you want, but I liked the Bobby’s World parody. The only thing I remember about it was he was the captain of the Boobyprise

AND an intro where they’re waking up from a nap but it’s interspliced with the scene from Aliens where the Colonial Marines are waking up from hyper sleep on the Sulaco

Keep him on an eternal escalator

It’s 2026. Still no flying cars. We have more surveillance than the Obsidian Order and TalShiar combined. But we did create a lot of value for shareholders and the DJIA was at 50,000 for a little bit

/S

Just like shields and structural integrity being only as good as the plot requires.

Riker: That Bird of Prey is 20 years old. Mr. Worf, hold down the phaser button until their forward shields drop, then fire, oh say, a dozen photon torpedoes at it.

That character is the reason Sidko started off with headhair and no facial hair.

Strong words coming from the guy who is constantly abducted while in command, or the ship gets taken over while Picard is away.

Riker: Don’t crash the ship into the surface a planet.

Deanna: The saucer crashed because you let a 20-year old, outdated Bird of Prey destroy the flagship

Riker: They found a way to bypass our shields

Deanna: Yeah, and you fired phasers once for 3 seconds and then dicked around while they took potshots at us

Flawless Earlgreytea

Miles - Julian’s bro

Garak - Julian’s bromance

Jadzia - Julian’s secret love

Ezri - Julian’s It’s complicated

The only time Quark was able to pull a woman on his own.

And it was only by pure accident

Bonds instantly*

*To anything except what you’re trying to glue together. Get a drop on your finger, INSTANT. A drop falls on the floor, INSTANT. You put a drop in the piece you want to glue, 5 minute dry time requiring immediate and constant contact and if those pieces separate for any reason even 1.7 seconds before that 5 minute mark…the glue instantly dries instantly and you need to start over

Is it an espresso machine?