Musk probably hit it with his signature offensive odor

Its the sequel to Warframe: 1999, Warframe: North Korea.

And then they lose the hive anyway due to CCD or some nutrient deficiency that results from only consuming almond nectar.

Actually if bees don’t like the hive you put them in, they absolutely will leave. I haven’t had happen to me personally but I have heard of it happening to others; you put the package in and come back to find that 200$+ worth of bees just upped and flew away.

a cellar full of tactical mil spec fishing poles

Given how often my fishing poles seem to break with only light use, that’s not entirely unreasonable.

We need to start using this game as a unit to measure mismanagement.

“In total, the project cost us approximately .51 Star Citizens.”

Bloody hell, I spent a little over two dollars buying Elite: Dangerous (a similar space game) when it was on sale about five years ago and haven’t spent any more money on it since. I can’t even comprehend spending 10,000 dollars on an incomplete game.

To be fair its marketed as full self driving, not full self no crashing

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10