So in a fucked up way, those TikTok kids swallowing Tide pods a few years ago are smarter than Gemini recommending “yummy button mushrooms”?

Damn, beat me to it. Take this upvote.

Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.

conceived of the idea of coauthoring a paper for the express purpose of enabling this joke. They followed through on it five years later

The sheer determination and commitment for telling a dick joke. And here I am not being able to tell you if I’ll be employed a year later.