Truly. I’m by no means a genius at all. But holy fuck there’s still so many people so much dumber than I am.

My pedantic ass cannot abide by this joke.

You’re telling me the guy who is constantly bending himself into pretzel shapes while swinging can’t lean back a little bit?

Yeah and like, we’re reaching diminishing returns with how good things can even look. It already looks incredible, let’s work on making it look that way with less processing power and file sizes now. You don’t need another more powerful machine for that.

Good, I can’t afford new shit now anyways. Gimme shit for the shit I have.

I would love to live within biking distance to my job.

I used to more when things were more disc based from stores, but it’s rare that I do now.

Occasionally I still may if I have the money and it’s a game I know I want and will highly likely enjoy, if only for the pre-load capability. But it’s far rarer now. Sometimes they throw in some pre-order dlc, and if I know I’m going to buy it at launch anyways I may as well just technically pre-order it. But again, I do it much rarer now than I did a few console gens ago.

Early access is a bit of a different story, and I will sometimes buy an early access game if I like where it’s going and want to support it. But those are also pretty rare for me.

I mean that’s all a part of the same conversation but okay.

And then it takes human coders way longer to figure out what’s wrong to fix than it would if they just wrote it themselves.

I wouldn’t say dry usually but those fruit bowls do always just end up tasting only of cantaloupe. Which is also a good melon but not when you want an actual mix.

CDs and players still exist. Just go buy them and live how you want.

Honeydew is good you freaks!

Lies of P

It was apparently my top played game on PS5 this year because earlier in the year I got really into playing it while listening to King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard.

Suicide Squad I took for free because I was morbidly curious (didn’t finish, was bored) but this I don’t even care if it’s for free.

Even aside from JK being a giant turd I just never cared for the whole brand. It’s like what if witchcraft and wizardry sucked actually?

I know if I took the game and played it I’d play for like an hour and then probably never touch it again, so I just won’t bother.

Not yet.

At this point Remedy has my trust with these games.

At least when it comes to the single player games, I’m sure Firebreak was still cool but I didn’t really want to play that one since it was multiplayer focused.

Their single player story stuff though? I’m here for it always now. So long as Sam Lake is involved at least!

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Well fair enough!

No idea what the game is but it sure was creepy!

Good.