This exact thing actually was user error. I mean, I like my people Linus, Luke, Emily and the others like every other average tech person… But when Steam is the absolute first thing you go for after installing your OS, then, sorry, but then you have only yourself to blame.

Your exact words, taken from your post. You literally said that he has only himself to blame.

Ah, for £4 it’s worth a look 🙈😁

That worked out well - one copy in stock for £4.05. I’ve been trying to learn JavaScript for a while, so thanks for the recommendation :)