TomatenMark@lemmy.worldtoAsk Lemmy@lemmy.world•Anyone got some funny "that wasn't a fart" stories to read to my coworker?
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6 months agoYeah, she married me for whatever reason
Yeah, she married me for whatever reason
Was laying naked on my bed next to my girlfriend I thought it would be funny to rip one out Instead i projektile shot a little poopy meteor wich then landed on my buttcheek We had a mirror on the floor next to the bed, i watched it happen And i watched her face changing from annoyed but funny to utterly disgusted
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