Its normal, just dont forget your spouse birthday
Its normal, just dont forget your spouse birthday
I dont think the false vaginas come at all
My two pet theories:
Right before you are born, you make every possible decision you are ever going to make, and then your soul chooses the course that is least bad for most gain, like a min-maxer.
Or! Every time you make a decision that kills you, you die! But you soul hops to the reality where you didnt die, because the universe is an infinite dimension holograph of all possible everything, and it really is just about learning and growing
Anecdote time: once upon a time I was a young man working in chem hose. I would get sent all over to do onsight testing and repair with my work mate, we were good friends and druggos lol.
So we got sent to this beautiful majestic place to work. After work we took mushrooms and went to the national park. Fun! It got dark, so we went driving down some farm roads. After some time I decided to stop. We smoked weed, hung around, then after a bit got tired and went home. Sounds normal right?
Next day, couldnt find the weed after work, no big, lets hit that farm road, see it in the day, maybe find it. After some time the road ended… at the resevoir. The weed was there, and so were my tire tracks. 5 feet away from the edge of the reseviour. Seems like oh, we would just have lost the truck and gotten out right? No. It was a sheer wall 20’ to the bottom. We should both be dead, and in that other universe, we are dead…
So, you drink it before a roadtrip and dissable the passenger windows? I might
Now do ducks… no? Why not ducks? Is there an issue with Malards? Something something 7 false vaginas…
IDF just holocausting away out there.
He likes pushing the rock. It is how he decieves the gods a second time. Now he will panic but then learn to like being the best office worker ever, because he always wins and loves effort
That sounds so funny to me lol
Man has the right priorities
Homemade peanutbutter cookies with milk, 6 or 7… or sometimes I get savage and just stand at the counter eating them untill someone stops me
A sheep duck that herds other ducks? Thats quakers!
We used to have a HUGE raven that would hang around a pet food co I worked at. So I started sneaking him bird seed because idgaf what the boss thinks, Im making a friend here.
One time the raven made this sound. Almost like the japanese water clock at the end of Kill Bill 1. I reacted like whoa, what a cool sound! And did a little jig. That raven named me ‘waterclock’ and used that sound to greet me whenever he encountered me. I miss Black-Beauty (my name for him)
Yes, that is what I was referencing. Im on mobile so links I cant figure out. Does anyone feel like heroing up and linking the study?
Edit: removed gender pronoun
Yea, I tried to go down that rabbit hole off a wiki link a fellow replied with… way over my head :)
Make me cry is what they would do with the opera scene
“How do you shoot women… children?”
“EASY, YOU JUST LEAD THEM LESS!”
Great movie