I’m gonna go click that button you worked so hard on. You should be very proud!

kill -15

Terminate normally if possible.

Meanwhile, in Star Trek Online…

I would trust Hannibal Lector more than Oz, frankly.

I worked hard for my little box! All my favorite stuff is there! Even when I go touch grass, pretty soon I miss my little box. My little box is my favorite place to be!

Smash

Smash.

Redefine the phrase “Mind fuck” into a much more literal form.

This is a direct quote from God in “The Universe 0.1”

And she has trigger discipline… Hnnnggggg

Woodrow Wilson already did this after WWI, and is kinda the figurehead behind a lot of toxic American “we’re the best, so you all should be like us” nationalism.

This has X-Lax in it, doesn’t it?

They do. You pay extra for it. You have to have apache or a web server configured for it, and a lot of space. Source: I configured one like 4 years ago.

The Charge Of The Light Brigade by Alfred, Lord Tennyson!

Theirs not to make reply, Theirs not to reason why, Theirs but to do and die. Into the valley of Death Rode the six hundred.

It’s been my mantra and my battlecry for the past few years now. Love it.

At times, I’m a carbon conveyor

Mr. Xenon, would you please be my mayor?

You’ll be doing us a really big favor

Boy uranium has a lot of flavor

When it comes to decay lead is your savior

Follow tin for the heavy behavior

This is all incredibly (funny, and) poignant, and, as a programmer, I agree. But any career has its level of trimming Satan’s pubes, and I’m really happy to be trimming my share.

Yet it still happens. OpenGameArt just recently recovered from a DDoS. If you build a better mousetrap…

The candle that burns twice as bright will burn your fucking house down

Sounds like we gotta make a trip to the Dictionary Of Obscure Sorrows https://www.dictionaryofobscuresorrows.com/

Fuck.

Titanic