I have never heard of hunter safety. Then again, I live in the city and most of the folks I know are cosplay hunters who brag about one day hunting a deer but would cry if they ever had to skin a rabbit.

Any organizations you can recommend?

THERES NOTHING MORE STRAIGHT THAN BEING THE ALPHA MALE IN A SEA OF OTHER MALES.

DOMINATE THE WEAKER MALES.

MAKE THEM KNOW THEIR PLACE.

DO NOT THINK ABOUT THEIR NON-ALPHA PENISES OR THEIR CUTE LITTLE BUTTS.

FOR YOU, YOU ARE THE MOST ALPHA OF ALPHAS.

Uh we are currently on Google Pixel 9.

Google Pixel 4 is kind of old. I am unfortunately a victim of the 4a battery.

My solution after 3 years was upgrade to pixel 5a, which was a free upgrade because I had that Google Fi bonus. Google 7 was out, but I didn’t care.

I mean I’m glad they’re still head accountable. But this is like finally giving people who hated Windows 7 a coupon?

We’ll call it FREEDOM FOOD. Please, pass the FREEDOM beef chow fun, and the AMERICAN Fortune cookies, and BALD EAGLE AR-15 green tea.

I watched a woman log into her email at a Best Buy laptop kiosk then walk away. I went over and logged her out.

The user is a moron. Lock your shit.

I’ve tested this out. I was getting a lot of boxes from deliveries, and my cat always knows which box is brand new for her to jump into it and sleep in there for an hour.

I’ve moved boxes around. I’ve scattered the stuffing in different places.

She always wants the new box, no matter what.

In an effort to show my wife the things I loved as a kid, I put on Eddie Murphy’s stand up. The intro was brutal.

After about 15 minutes, she asked me if we can stop watching.

I just watched some show from the 90s where the punchline is that the character was going to get sexually molested in a dark room. I can’t believe that got a thumbs up.

Those who need it the most. Imagine them just asking questions about what this Linux thing is to their friends.