Chef Boy R Dee is pasta

Stage three: make everyone on earth sound like a freaked out anime character.

Success.

It’s too early to see a face and get into a slapping mood.

Get fucked, u_spez

But it saved, like, over a billions lives, and stopped acne in ugly babies. My reliable moms group on Facebook says the media leave out the really really good stuff like it didn’t happen.

Like, how many drugs do you know saved a billions of persons? Wasn’t a Vax, my totally well informed convoy prison group science rep said so, too.

When I was a kid I had two radios.

One with a cassette player in it that had a mic built in for recording. I found it in the trash.

The other was a small FM/AM alarm clock that was dangerously hot at all times and had a noise as it was an analog clock with the little cards that flipped and the such. My opa gave it to me when he said it got too hot for his liking.

It was not long before I had figured out that if I played the radio really loud on the clock, the cassette mic would record the songs onto whatever tape you had. Be it blank, or with tape over the security gaps on the top, any tape will do.

Hardest part was the timing to start and stop the tape. And making sure you were in as close to total silence as possible as the mic picked everything up.

Even if the hot buzz of the alarm clock motor fighting to flip into the next set of minutes would make it on the tape, the recording/welfare piracy continued. It was the sneezing/siblings walking in/parents making ugly sounds that were the worst as you’d have to stop the tape, rewind to the part of the tape you were using, and wait for the radio station to play the song again, so you might be able to try and tape it again.

And you’re doing a great fucking job of it, too.

Thank you.

Not something I would have ever thought of, but this is actually a pretty solid idea.

Especially un a time where AI is a pretty big issue for the entertainment industry.

Like, a lot of my favorite actors are old as shit. To finish unfinished work and put a close to a character would be an excellent use of the technology. End of life purposes with respectful boundaries

Worth it. Money well spent.

It has always baffled me why the need for headphones (to be able to use the radio function at all), let alone the total lack of an fm antenna in devices.

I never listen to radio. I stopped when it stopped being an option on my phone.

"And that was the last time we saw her. Some say after the kind Captian Hadley was done with her she’d never speak again. Fact is she was transferred to a medical prison where indeed she’d never speak again. The way I understand it, her last meals were through a tube.

But that was the life in Shawshank juvenile correctional. You could win a week’s cigarettes knowing who had the next reminder about milder manners coming to them in the form of a baton twinkle weiner sandwich.Yeeeeeeap, some say being institutionalized can change a kid…"

-Not Morgan Freedman

The more i see and recognize the use of the term “Federation”, the more my inner geek hopes this is how IRL Star Trek starts.

“The federation started as a group of loosely associated social media and information hubs where people would share ideas, porn and memes. The ideals and social structure would eventually spread to a much larger and more dynamic series of instances that built up to and even greater federation of the human online colonies. As it grew, first contact was made and the inter galactic trade federation was established to trade porn and memes, would eventually go onto to much more larger, important, totally not porn related causes. To explore strange new worlds, and seek out new…”

Time saver. Fewer dremel related happy accidents. Less waste from the dremelless folks out there just throwing the fuckers out. Remaining stock could be recovered for re-branding (or as we here at shitty business like to call it, D-Branding) and remain in circulation, and out of the dump.

Shit, ask Madison to pick the design or color, throw her proceeds from the sale to a legal fund because, well, this kinda only ends one way so far.

Make sure you get yours for this because that’s a surprisingly great one you got there if ya think about it.

“And you know who’s sorry? Us, because we WERE the sponsors!”

Gonna take one fucking amazing d-brand wrap to make this shit look good.

Thank you. You know why you, bastard. bahahahaa

Now, if a soup happened, because these are mushroom homes, does that mean they’ll be creamed and it would be a natural disaster?

Because I’ve always wanted to see a soup wipe out a city.

Well, in my limited knowledge and general thoughts about it being treason, I agree with what he’s saying as it doesn’t come off as these recruiters are trying to be compassionate and save citizens to become soldiers.

Sounds like profiteering favoritism to keep rich and prominent men and women from serving.

This doesn’t strike me as 16 year old Billy is getting handed a bayonet and told to die for oil.

Bottom line, against or for the war, people getting rich by saving the rich is a pretty shitty way to do your profiteering.