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Wanted to cover your head anyway, just for a laugh? We already have a tool for that: it’s called HAIR.

THEY HAVE PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS

This is such a smoothbrained take. No shit the concept of a personal identity is individualistic, it came free with being an individual.

Be my guest, but I’m warning you now, she’d wipe the floor with you.

Ugh, have you met my Mama?

(I’m joking of course, I dislike neither her nor immigrants generally)

Holy mother of based 💅💅💅

Oh, I’ve seen thirst posts like that, too. So it’s a little from column A and a little from column B.

Because I want to live in a society in which my pharmacist gives me the right fucking meds. Are you insane???

Dw you don’t gotta tell me, I blocked that shitbot months ago.

Frfr… people who can’t move on from HP are so fucking pathetic because they’re climbing over each other to tell you how they’re obsessed with some totally mid books written for a primary school reading level. It’d be weird even if the author weren’t an insane fascist.

…its [sic] my one single escape from reality.

What, have you become incapable of reading another book or something since HP dropped? Sounds like a rough existence tbh.

We gave him a pretty good ribbing for that one,

I guess you could say he got ribbed for his pleasure.

Becky please… lemme smash

I got blue

The Chaser does have a real news site: The Shot

Bro really just forgot women exist

Dude it’s okay, just take the L and say you don’t know how vaginas work.

Vaginas are typically self-cleaning. Fishy smells are caused by infections. Washing out a vagina disrupts the microbial ecosystem, making it more prone to infections.

Or idk, go wash your eyeballs or smth cause you’re worried they’ll smell like rotting eggs if you don’t, I’m not your mum.

Sure is uh… quite the thought experiment, but for me personally, a thought experiment is where I’m happy to leave that consideration (I don’t have a bidet).

Ok buddy, you’re allowed to refer to yourself in first person here.

I can’t explain that tbh. Would you like me to have a look???

I’m trying my hardest to picture how one would attempt to wash a vagina with a bidet, and the only conclusion I’m getting here that makes any sense is that you probably don’t even know what a vagina is.

Here’s a little hint for all you confused straight boys: the vagina is the hole, and the bits on the outside are collectively referred to as the vulva. For most of you reading this, the only practical application of this knowledge you’ll ever get is maybe leaving slightly more anatomically correct comments in the replies to a greentext, but who knows?

I love greentext communities on lemmy because it’s the exact sort of place where you can effortlessly bait the most bitchless men ever to have existed into confidently stating they don’t know how vaginas work 💅💅💅

Uh, anon, vaginas aren’t supposed to be washed. That disrupts the microbiome and can lead to infections.