I did something like this once. I was meeting a friend at a bar and she was with another guy I never met. I had just moved back to the US from Germany, so she introduced me and said “he just moved here from Germany,” not realizing that it wasn’t clear I was American. So he starts asking me how I like it here etc, and I threw on a German accent and went with it (I speak some German too). I pretended that my English was a bit rough but could get by.

We hung out for like two hours and then when I got ready to leave I dropped the accent and said in my normal Midwestern American voice “Ok cool to hang with you bro imma head out,” and left.

For those who haven’t seen

Women are so we are going back home now to see what happens in a little while but we are you and I are on our side and the other one of us will have a great day and I am not a good one of those 7.

Ah cool, I was at the park with my kid Tuesday evening and saw this fly over us. We figured Kamala was in there but nice to have confirmation

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

Less cops

Fewer racism

Very better society

Wow!

Haha I’m saving this image

Haha I’ve lived there for almost a year between two stints and had a lot of free time for one of them so seemed like a fun thing to learn.

It very occasionally has been helpful traveling in more rural Germany speaking areas

Ah cool, danke! Immer nett zu hören, dass jemand meine Versuche schätzt.

I’m an American who speaks decent German. I’ve gotten this flak traveling in non-German speaking Europe - Stupid American only speaking English attitude thrown my way. Mother fucker I’m in France, a German would also be using English here. To some people the only way to not be “that American” is to speak all the languages.

On the flip side, I’ve had a few Germans ask me why I bothered learning their language when I could just use English.

Not gonna lie, had me in the first half

Just make sure when pieces get taken you drag them under the board instead of deleting them. Otherwise what will you do when you need to promote a pawn?

Even better, you could write a macro so en passant would be forced

Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:

“We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans.”

“Wtf? Why”

“I dunno”

For the love of God and all that is holy… MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

Smek lol

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?